Jokes, Pics & Flics

October 23, 2014

Bust……

Bust…… Man went to Primark to get his wife a maternity bra, a**istant asked what bust? Man replied "the f***ing condom"!!! Source: irish bikers

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October 22, 2014

no knickers!

no knickers! BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER: An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’ ‘No’, he replies, ‘I just […]

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October 22, 2014

stoner crow

stoner crow YouTube :lbhbh: Source: irish bikers

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October 22, 2014

Lonely

Lonely A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Amsterdam. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down 500euro and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have […]

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October 21, 2014

The meaning of Aplomb

The meaning of Aplomb The meaning of Aplomb His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. "May I ask you a question, My Lord?" "Go ahead, Carson ," said His Lordship. "I am doing the crossword in The Times and I have found a word I am not too clear […]

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October 21, 2014

round like a shot!

round like a shot! Round like a shot… Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told there was no one in the area to help. The policeman said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute […]

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