Jokes, Pics & Flics

January 10, 2019

Slips of the tongue……

Slips of the tongue…… *Slips of the Tongue* 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on TV and Radio 1. Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator – ‘This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.’ 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator – ‘Andrew Mehrtens loves it […]

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January 10, 2019

Brave……

Brave…… SOME VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES 🙄🙄🙈 1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it! 2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. 3 – How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? […]

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January 10, 2019

eBay……

eBay…… My eBay purchase “Guaranteed to give you a huge, throbbing penis within minutes” arrived this morning. It turned out to be a wasp. Source: eBay……

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January 9, 2019

Reading

Reading :smileee: Attached Images Reading.jpg (42.2 KB) Source: Reading

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January 7, 2019

Bridge

Bridge :smileee: Attached Images Bridge.jpg (71.3 KB) Source: Bridge

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January 7, 2019

Slicer……

Slicer…… Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go […]

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January 6, 2019

Shopping

Shopping :bag: Attached Images Shopping.jpg (41.4 KB) Source: Shopping

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January 2, 2019

Faking……

Faking…… Source: Faking……

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