“Philip and all the boys at Tyco BMW were great, Hector is kind of full of shit but he cooks a mean burger, and I’d like to thank them all for making me feel very welcome, but I’ve decided to pursue a career in pornography in San Diego with a lass called Jesse Jane who’s got a savage rack as thats where the money is at and the climate is way better, but I really enjoyed my two years with the team.”

William doesn’t know which side his bread is buttered and has focused all his attentions on pursuing a bit of fluff down the sunny beach’s of California and fair play with all the targets and tension in the team lately, we all need to blow off some steam, but he’ll be back when the gloss wares off that young one, I see it in the showbiz industry all the time, shir isnt that what happened Woody Guthrie, and there’s a seat over there for him when he does”