February 7, 2019
Black……
Black……
We were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African black tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24inches.
Later that evening as I was getting out of the shower, my wife looked at me and said, “How about we try the African String-and-Weight procedure?” I reluctantly agreed and we tied a string and a weight to my penis.
A few days later, my wife asked me, “How
is our little Tribal experiment coming along?”
“Well, it looks like we’re about
halfway there,” I replied.
“Wow, you mean it’s grown to 12 inches?”
“No, it’s turned black.”